| Back By Popular Demand |
[Apr. 23rd, 2007|09:39 am] |
Okay...not popular demand, but Chips back!
Stay tuned as Chip will be updating his journal more frequently.
Thank you. |
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| I miss Italy |
[Jul. 21st, 2006|10:16 am] |
I miss Italy!!! For those of you that have never been, you must go. Italy is an amazing place.
Here are some pics from our last trip to Italy.
And this is my favorite Pic
-Ciao |
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| Who's armrest is it? |
[Jul. 20th, 2006|12:01 am] |
Okay....this question baffles me. When your on a plane sitting in the middle seat, do you have the rights to both armrest? I don't know why but whenever i'm seated in the middle, I never get the rights to either armrest. I'm always seated there with my arms together like a scared little boy. Am I supposed to jockey for the armrest? Is it first come first serve? This really bothers me, especially after my last trip to vegas. I wasn't seated in the middle, but rather in the aisle. I was annoyed the whole trip because the guy in seat 8B took ownership of the armrest to my left. Normally I wouldn't care, but his elbow kept sticking me in the ribs. Yeah okay...he's fat but so what? Does that give him the right to take up more then his share of the seat. Good grief.....I hate going to vegas.
Thank you 8B for making my ride to vegas miserable! |
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| Cow Girl |
[Jul. 14th, 2006|11:07 am] |
Friday feels so nice, I think i'll post twice.
Dear Cow Girl,
I saw you at the Honolulu Airport. I just wanted to say...I like your hat.
-Chippy
PS, Where did you get it? I want to buy one for Malinda....hahaha |
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| Sampson's Balls |
[Jul. 14th, 2006|09:26 am] |
I feel a little embarrassed and weird about this. Here is how it all went down.
Malinda: Hey look at sampson's balls...its all red!
Justin: Its always red
Malinda: No its not!!!
Justin: Let me see
Justin....walks over to sampson and starts to look at his balls.
Justin: Oh yeah...it is red.
Malinda: Touch it.
Justin: You touch it
Malinda: Its your dog
Justin: Okay...fine!!!
Justin...walks over to sampson again and gives it a little feel(I felt like a doctor giving a patient an exam cough...cough...).
Justin: Doesn't feel like its irritated.
Malinda: How does his balls feel?
Justin: uhmmm...like balls
Justin: Okay....i'm a little weirded out....i aint touching his balls anymore. Lets change the subject
Pic below....sampson's a little dirty.
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| Blu Socks |
[Jul. 6th, 2006|07:22 pm] |
Anyone need some Blu socks? Only $14.95, i'll throw in the cooler too.
Meet my niece Blu. Yea her name is Blu...what you gonna do about it??? wanna fight.
And yes uncle Chip put her in the cooler.....wanna fight?
-Uncle Chip
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| No More Aloha |
[Jun. 30th, 2006|12:32 am] |
Whats with non Hawaiians using the word Mahalo or Aloha? I'm from hawaii and I don't even use that word. I hang out with hawaiians from there and they don't even use that word. Just another thing "The Man" wants to take from us hawaiians. First they took our land now this. We need the sovernty. Lets take back the land and the language. Next time we hear a non hawaiian using the words mahalo or aloha...lets throw coconuts at them. Better yet do what the hawaiians did to captain cook when he cheated them.....they ate him.
No Aloha for now!
Bruddah Chip for Governor |
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| Wrinkled Shirt |
[Jun. 29th, 2006|09:49 am] |
I don't know how people do it. So this morning I put on a nicely pressed shirt. Jump in the car, put on my seat belt, and drive to work. As soon as I get out of the car, my shirt is wrinkled like a dried prune. My question is how do people keep their shirts wrinkle free? Should i not put on my shirt until i get to work? Maybe I should buy wrinkle free shirts? Maybe I shouldn't wear a seat belt? I see people all day at work with wrinkle free shirts. Whats the secret?
All you peoples out there help a guy out. Whats your secret?
Thank You |
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| My Sassy Girl |
[Jun. 27th, 2006|11:13 am] |
So a friend of mine let me borrow the Korean movie My Sassy Girl. I was a little hesitant to watch that movie because of the tittle(sounds like a chick flick). After watching it, i was surprised at how entertaining it was. This movie has a little bit of everything for everyone. Its a action, drama, love story, comedy, and a feel good movie all rolled up into one. If your into Korean movies or just want to be entertained, this is a good one to watch.
Oh yea and for the guys, the chick in the movie is kinda cute.......
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| Speak My Mind |
[Jun. 23rd, 2006|09:53 am] |
A little spoken word for y'all
When I speak, you listen.
The words that I speak seem to go right through you.
Every noun, verb or word that I say seem to have no meaning to you.
When I speak, you listen
I did not slur my speech
or speak too fast
maybe I spoke t o o s o f t
is that what it is........you did not understand me?
Thats okay cuz i'll speak my peace and spit my rhyme.
You may not listen to me today or tomorrow, but give it some time
My wisdom will beat you down, like fist of fury
When it does, only then will you HEAR ME!
When I speak, you listen.
-Chip
hahahaha....that was stupid. I'm trippin!!! |
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| Mc Griddle |
[Jun. 22nd, 2006|09:49 am] |
I don't know what it is, but I always have a craving for a Mc Griddle and Hawiian Sun Passion orange after a night of drinking. Now I know why I have a belly. Did you see how many calories are in a Mc Griddle??? That tiny little Mc Griddle has just as much calories as a big mac 560.
Mc Griddles go yum yum yum...in my tum tum tum. |
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| Today's Horoscope |
[Jun. 20th, 2006|11:57 pm] |
I read my horoscope today...i'll paste it below for you to read.
"As soon as you woke up this morning, the obstacles began sliding out of your way. Get ready for a day of karmic payback. Plum parking spaces, friendly fellow drivers and plenty of smiles will all surround you. You'll be experiencing the best of what people have to offer, and it will buoy you to share your own goodwill. The road ahead has never felt wider, sunnier or smoother. Whatever hesitation you've been feeling about a relationship will disappear."
Who ever wrote this needs to be taken out back and shot!!! He or she couldn't have been more wrong.
This is how my horoscope should have read.
As soon as you woke up and cleared the caca from your eyes, obstacles started sliding IN your way. Get ready for a day of karmic payback(i guess i've done some bad shit recently). As soon as you roll into work, all the prime parking spots will be taken and you will be forced to park in the spot where a certain gray g35 always gets shit on by the birds. You will be experiencing the worst of what people have to offer and it will suck all the goodwill out of you. Beware of wreckless drivers with out their license, registration, insurance, and green card.
Confucius: Justin today the glass half empty....
Justin: Why is it half empty wise one?
Confucius: If you went outside in the 100 degree heat....you would have drank from
the glass too dumbo.
Justin: Ahhhh....so wise.
good bye! |
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| Sour Mood |
[Jun. 19th, 2006|11:47 pm] |
I'm in a sour mood today!
On my way home from the gym tonight, my Isabella got rear ended. I'm sad.......she's a virgin no more. Bastard driver had no insurance, no license, no registration, and no green card...Just my luck!!! blah...blah...blah....
My first entry and i'm already bitching about something....I hope tomorrow will be a better day.
Peace out! |
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